Drinking deffinitions

Drunk-adj. Suffering from vision, hearing & speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza. Infatuated with anyone and everyone. Possession an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.

Hung-over-adj. Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic, and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another drink!

Plastered-adj. Extremely generous, loud, and confident. Suffering from prolong talkativeness and a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table.

Wasted-adj. Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance,
co-coordination, and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Blabbering incoherently with loss of most body functions.

Tipsy-adj. The usual signs are a flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice, and a profound love for man kind. The suffer is incredibly deep, intelligent and insightful, but prone to giggles.